"Eh! Look! That loser went to buy a thick thick white coloured hair band!"

"Wah, steady. Damn thick one ley! The white colour so outstanding."

"Eh please lah, white coloured hair bands not popular already lah."

"Really? Then now popular what?"

"Shoulder bag lah! Small small, glossy glossy, hot pink one!"

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"Hey! I got white coloured hair band already! So.. I'm eligible to join your gang now right!"

"Hello, hello. You think you what? White coloured hair band so thick, attract attention ah?"

"Ya loh. You think you going back in time ah? You what generation one? Think 1970s ah?"

"B..But.. But you all say must have white coloured hair band then can join your gang what! I save money to buy one ley! See! I pull up my sleeve also! Cool right!"

"Cool your head lah. You damn loser ley. White coloured hair band how long ago already?"

"Ya loh. Don't act cool lah."

"Then.. Then now what's cool?"

"Shoulder bag lah! Cannot see we all carrying ah? Hot pink, damn nice right!"

"Yeah! And so small, smaller than my head ah!"

"And look. It's glossy! So class right."

"Don't want this kind also can. Sling bag also can! See hers, pink and glossy!"

"Huh.. But my mum don't wanna let me buy. No money.."

"No money buy ah? No money don't buy lah!"

"But I want to join your gang. Like so cool like that. A lot of guys like!"

"You not only no pretty bag, skirt so long! How to join?"

"Ya loh. Quickly fold lah! Later people see we talking to you, then your skirt so long, we throw face lah!"

"Cannot fold too much lah. I inside wear shorts, later can see."

"Wa lao! You live in what world one? Wear shorts? Must fold so short until above shorts length lah!"

"Huh. Then can see everything!"

"If not you think how to attract guys? Wa lao. You damn stupid lah!"

"But fold already so untidy.."

"You no fashion sense ah? Messy then nice lah!"

"Wa lao.. Talk to you waste time ley. We got more important things to do. When you got all the things then come and find us lah. Loser."

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"Wah wah wah. So bitch."

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So, don't try too hard to fit in.
Sometimes, you just belong somewhere way beyond their definition of cool.
And if you try to hard, it'll just make things worse.

You'll irritate people like ME with your stupid acts.
And people like ME will all the more think you're damn uncool.
And in the end, you'll be even more uncool that you were.


Please lah. You don't need to try so hard to find a GUY at the age of 13-17.
You'll probably only get married at 25 lah.
And you think you'll date the same guy for 10+ years?
And anyway, your guy will just find you eventually.
Hurry what hurry! Learn how to write Econs essay first lah.

Which reminds me, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ONE!
And our dear Mr Gerald doesn't seem like he's gonna teach us how to.
But nevermind for now. Back to the point.


And what's the big deal with tiny glossy bags?
I like big bags. Why? Cos they're big, duh.
Cos they can contain a lot a lot of things,
and I can use it to cover my arse,
so it doesn't matter even if I dirty my skirt rolling on the floor.


Stupid losers with the stupid bags.
I mean, some people naturally look good with shoulder bags.
And it's OKAY to use one of a appropriate size,
with reference to your body size lah.
But TINY and GLOSSY ones are really stupid.



That just makes me cooler than all the people out there who use such bags for schooling.


Conclusion: I rock.